callmeoutis:

by all means call out john green on his bullshit don’t stand for one bit of it but while you’re at it don’t throw the 13 year old girls who read his books under the bus with him for crying over fictional boys and photoshopping flower crowns onto things and blogging about their social anxiety protect them at all fucking costs

follovver:

people who dont wet their toothbrush before using it are strange and should not be trusted

orphanblack:

enjolyass:

Who is Rachel Duncan?

Laughing forever at this.

mariedeflor:

Claudette Colbert takes a milk bath in the nude in the pre-code film The Sign of the Cross, 1932

In the delivery room

tokomon:

mother: is it a boy or a girl?

doctor: *puts baby between teeth* it’s a metaphor

  • judge: why did you kill that man
  • me: it's a metaphor
  • judge: oh....ok lol

fluxandpause:

Pros of being gay: both you and your wife would get into the lifeboats on the titanic.


 my thoughts are stars i can’t fathom into constellations

 my thoughts are stars i can’t fathom into constellations

The strangler is a rare poison, which makes the person unable to breathe. The poison is made from plants that are only found on islands in the Jade Sea. The leaves of the plant are picked and aged, then soaked in a wash of limes, sugar water and rare spices from the Summer Islands. The leaves are then discarded, but the liquid is kept and thickened with ash and allowed to crystallize. It turns a deep purple color.